Ah Beng goes to a job interview

Ah Beng woke up at 6 this morning because today was an important day. He would go to have a job interview at a big American company. Ah Beng is so happy because this is his first interview. Especially, this is the first time he was called for an interview after graduating 2 years ago.

Ah3 Bayng2 kin3jit1 lak3tiam4 te3 chaae4 liau4 ui3liau4 kin3jit1 si3 cong4yau3 ay1 jit3ci4. I1 ai4 khi4 ce3lay3 Bi4kork3 tua3 korng3si1 interview kang1. Ah3 Bayng2 thau3 ce3pai4 khi4 interview jadi i1 cin3 huua3hi4. Te3piayt3 ay1 si3 i1 pik4giap1 koi4au3 choi3kang1 nor3ni2 liau4 baru ce4pai4 tiok3 kio3 interview.

After the shower, he applied hair gel, combed his hair, applied armpit powder, and sprayed perfume as much as possible. He also polished his shoes to a shining black before wearing them. Ah Beng looked really gorgeous!

Cang3ayk1 koi4au3, i1 haek3 thau3mor2 iu2, say1 thau3mor2, buak3 ketiak hun4, saae3 phang3cui4 kau4 phang3phang3. I1 ay1 ay2 ma3si3 sayng3 lu2 kau4 or3or3 cia4lai2 chayng3. Ah3Bayng2 khuua3 liau4 cin3 steady!

He also didn't forget to wear a watch and adjust the time precisely. But he forgot something. Today is Sunday, and no one works on Sunday, right?! Apparently, Ah Beng was wrong about the day. The interview was supposed to be on Monday. And Ah Beng returned to sleep. 

Ma3 bo3 bay3ki3 chayng3 chiu4pio1. Tiam4siia1 chiau2 cun4cun4. Tapi i1 bay3ki3 ce3hang3 bik3kiia3. Kin3jit1 si3 lay4pai3, tor1lork1 u3 lang2 co4kang1!? Rupanya Ah3Bayng2 khuua3 salah jit1, ayng3kai1 pai4it3 interview cia4 tiok1. Ah3Bayng2 pun balik khi4 khun3.